OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
All of them completely handmade one of a kind. For more info, prices and descriptions click on their icons in my store. (and I offer free shipping on all custom dolls as I always did)
reblogs are very much appreciated <3
Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.
“what are you going to look like when you’re older?”
Like I fucking lived one hell of a life.
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
i kill jokes hard. i kill jokes with passion. and i kill jokes correctly
[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.
Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
hE WAS TOTALLY GONNA SNEAK UP ON THE OTHER ONE OMFG